* ~ You can have whatever I like... ~ *
Your mystery box (or tube? who knows! [this isn't a euphemism] ) will include some combination of original lettering, prints, garments, and weird objects. I will ensure that it is worth at least what you pay for it / priceless.
In case your box contains a garment, be sure to choose your correct size when ordering!
If you experience any issues with checkout, please let me know.
LOCAL PICKUP IN EAST AUSTIN IS AVAILABLE. Use code PICKITUP at checkout and message me to arrange pickup.
I ship on Thursdays, and will always ship your order as quick as possible.
Because many of my items are made in small batches, and because my shop is generally a one-woman show, occasionally an item will take a couple weeks to be ready. If you're in a hurry to get your order, be sure to let me know what time frame you're working with, and consider choosing Priority or Express shipping.
TRACKING: All orders ship with USPS tracking numbers, so peep your shipping confirmation email & watch your order make its way to you!
LOST PACKAGES: Unfortunately, things do get lost in the mail from time to time, and I cannot take responsibility for packages once they're in USPS's hands. However, orders OVER $10 are insured for their full value, so I can work with you to replace those! Just contact me with your order # to let me know, and we'll go from there.
PREORDERS: If you're preordering an item, be sure to make note of the estimated ship date. If an item in your order is preordered, I will hold all items and ship them together when your preorder is ready— if you'd like the preordered item to ship separately, please place a separate order.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
If an item arrives damaged, is not as described in the listing, or you receive an incorrect item, and it's returned (unused) within 10 business days, I can provide a full refund or exchange. I will provide you with a return shipping label by mail for exchanges, or in PDF form for returns.
If an item is as described, but does not fit, contact me within 10 business days to arrange an exchange. In this case I cannot cover any additional shipping costs & will ask that you purchase a shipping add-on to cover additional shipping.
CLEARANCE & SALE PURCHASES ARE FINAL. No refunds or exchanges are possible.
For custom and made-to-order items, I can't offer an exchange or refund (which I hope is understandable) but I will always do my best to work with you for a reasonable and positive outcome, so don't hesitate to reach out with any issues.
I enjoy taking custom orders when possible, ESPECIALLY if you need a size not listed for one of my clothing items. I will do EVERYTHING in my power to make something in your size.
I also like taking custom orders for special occasions or fun ideas, if my schedule allows & the request is feasible.
PLEASE NOTE: I do not accept custom orders censoring or otherwise softening the message of any of my items.
Not sure about something? Please contact me with any questions *before* placing your order. I'm always happy to provide insight re: sizing!
Yes, I do offer wholesale! Please email firstname.lastname@example.org for more info.